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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Raid"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Christmas Raid"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
What if you mix Christmas and Black Friday together?
Loot the mall with our own folly,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
It's the reason that we're holly,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
We're gonna steal a wine barrel,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Burn the films starring Will Farrell,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Watch the building wreck before us,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Trash the stores and join the circus.
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Love to have a violent pleasure,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Although I missed out tons of treasures,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
We're part of the greedy masses,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Nothing new, they called us asses,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
It's our money spend for the one,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
There's nothing left as we are done,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
It's the reason that we're holly,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
We're gonna steal a wine barrel,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Burn the films starring Will Farrell,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Watch the building wreck before us,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Trash the stores and join the circus.
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Love to have a violent pleasure,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Although I missed out tons of treasures,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
We're part of the greedy masses,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Nothing new, they called us asses,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
It's our money spend for the one,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
There's nothing left as we are done,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
I have to confess, I cheated on this once since I used my previous parody as a base...
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just like I said last time... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha 5's
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