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Song Parodies -> "Reindeer Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Reindeer Roasting on an Open Fire"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
Next meal...
Reindeer roasting in a shut in oven
Water dripping from your mouth
All those carols being sung by the Russians
As folks vacations in the South
Everyone else buys a turkey and cranberry sauce
The reindeer glows so bright
Tasty bits on the skin all aglow
Will find it nice to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's dead you see
He's roasted days ago and goodies are now free
With every mother's child who's gonna cry
The fact that Santa's demise isn't a lie
I know the whole thing is getting old
But still it's a sight to behold
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Hearty Christmas to you
Water dripping from your mouth
All those carols being sung by the Russians
As folks vacations in the South
Everyone else buys a turkey and cranberry sauce
The reindeer glows so bright
Tasty bits on the skin all aglow
Will find it nice to sleep tonight
They know that Santa's dead you see
He's roasted days ago and goodies are now free
With every mother's child who's gonna cry
The fact that Santa's demise isn't a lie
I know the whole thing is getting old
But still it's a sight to behold
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Hearty Christmas to you
Man I'm full...
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