In a castle, in Geneva
Lived a man with great designs
His reliance was on science
And his name was Frankenstein

It's a monster
It's a monster
It's a monster, Frankenstein
You are gonna make a monster
Can't you read the warning signs

In the tower, with machine'ry
And a great big power line
Came a frightening bolt of lightning
Then the monster was alive

It's a monster
It's a monster
It's a monster, Frankenstein
You have gone and made a monster
And you think it's mighty fine

Then the monster grew salacious
And it said "make me a bride -
Here's the spec folks, add some neck bolts
And make sure Intel's Inside"

It's a monster
It's a monster
It's a monster, Frankenstein
You have gone and made a monster
And it's turned on all the time

So we all marched to the castle
With our weapons at our side
'Cause we fear it, we will spear it
Now it's time the monster died

It's a monster
It's a monster
It's a monster, Frankenstein
There will not be any monsters
This is where we draw the line

But a big TV producer
Said "The monster is a find -
On our network, it'll get work
So a contract has been signed"

It's a monster
It's a monster
It's a monster, Frankenstein
It's the latest and the greatest
It's on channel fifty-nine

So we all turn on the telly
While we sit back with some wine
Watch the life of, and the wife of
And the times of Frankenstein

It's a monster
It's a monster
It's a monster, Frankenstein
It's a monster in the ratings
Every Wednesday night at nine