AH, ANNETTE

Ah, Annette, ah, tres jolie fillette
Ah, Annette, ah, see her pirou-ay
Ah, Annette, ah, ma petite baguette
Ah, Annette, ah, jet-black plume array
Jet-black plume array Annette
(Jet-black plume array Annette)
Yay, Annette, yay Annette
Ma fillette, pirouette
Oh!
Ah Annette, classical balletter
Ah Annette, ah, had a certain way

Ah Annette, ah, sings but dances better
Ah, Annette, ah, look at her all day
Ah Annette, ah, wish I coulda met her
Ah Annette, ah, princess of LA
Jet-black plume and Mickey ears
(Jet black plume and Mickey ears)
Mickey ears, Mickey ears
Mouseketeers, fourteen years
Oh!
Ah Annette, ah, on the Disney set, ah
Ma fillette, ah, savor while you may

Ah Annette, ah, in a skintight sweater
Budding, like, jeez, merry month of May
Ah, Annette, ah, teenage boys all fret, ah
Getting wetter, growing every day
Jetblack plume and pas de deux
(Jetblack plume and pas de deux)
Say adieu, say adieu
She has 'tieu', oh mon dieu!*
Oh!
Ah, Annette, how can we forget her
Wanna get her, spirit her away

Ah Annette, ah, bella donna pet, ah
Ma fillette ah, please come out to play
Ah Annette, ah, Walt please won't you let her
Ah Annette, come and go with me, OK?
How you bloom the way you do
(How you bloom the way you do)
Me and you, tea for two
Time to woo, what to do?
Oh!
Ah Annette, ah, have a cigarette ah
Ah Annette, um, just do what I say

Ah Annette, ah, Malibu sunsetter
Ah Annette, ah Frankie's gone away
Ah Annette, ah, Venice Beach, corvette, ah
No regret, ah, it's too late to pray
Je te plumerai your dress
(Je te plumerai your dress)
In distress. Expect chess?
Never guess? What a mess!
Oh!
Ah Annette, waiting for confett', uh?
Operator, send a cop this way

Ah Annette, society my debt ah
Ah, Annette, ah, five years put away
Big regret, ah, shoulda known much better
Tried to get her, now I rue the day
Judge told me get no parole
(God have mercy on my soul)
In a hole! In a hole!
No parole! Save my soul!
Oh!
Ah Annette, ah, wish I had Beretta
Ah Annette, to end my life today

Ah, Annette, many years much later
Ma fillette, read of how you lay
Dear Annette, ah, you could not get better
Wheelchair-bound, your love still found a way
Still you bloomed in spite of that!
(Recent groom wore carer's hat)**
There I sat! (There I sat!)
What a prat! Stupid twat!
Oh!
Ah, Annette, ah, wanna send a letter
But Annette, I don't know what to say

Ah Annette, now angel-pirou-etter
Ma fillette, now you have gone away
Ah, Annette, ah, how can we forget her
Teen coquette, even Disney has his day
M-I-C and K-E-Y
(M-I-C and K-E-Y)
Don't be shy! Say goodbye!
Mouse, don't cry. Don't ask why.
Oh!
Ah Annette, ah, baby boom trendsetter
Ah, Annette, ah, never fade away