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Song Parodies -> "F-A-N-G-O"
Original Song Title:
"B-I-N-G-O"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"F-A-N-G-O"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is a parody of the horror magazine Fangoria, Fango for short. I starting buying these in 1980 and then got rid of them as an adult in the 1990s. They were giving me bad dreams and bad thoughts, so I tossed my collection. No big loss b/c at that time I also had Mediascene Prevue, CFQ, Starlog, and Cinefex (Fantastic Films and Monsters of Movieland were discontinued in my area). Later, the others would go too, giving way to PS Magazine, RAIDS, and a range of military mags. The only mag I have left now is MAD and am back to collecting comics (mostly Marvel and Indy). I do miss the Fangos now and then. I made the letters section several times back in the 1980s...
There once was a horror mag I bought,
And Fango was its name-o
F-A-N-G-O
F-A-N-G-O
F-A-N-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Provided all the cine-gore I sought,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-A-N-G-O
(clap)-A-N-G-O
(clap)-A-N-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Gave me bad dreams and evil thoughts,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Pics of murder and bodies that rot,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Horror genre at that time was hot,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Fango was its name-o
Entertainment that meant a lot,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And sadly I let them-all go…
How I miss them so!
And Fango was its name-o
F-A-N-G-O
F-A-N-G-O
F-A-N-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Provided all the cine-gore I sought,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-A-N-G-O
(clap)-A-N-G-O
(clap)-A-N-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Gave me bad dreams and evil thoughts,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Pics of murder and bodies that rot,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Fango was its name-o
Horror genre at that time was hot,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Fango was its name-o
Entertainment that meant a lot,
And Fango was its name-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And sadly I let them-all go…
How I miss them so!
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