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Song Parodies -> "I Need A Pantie Sniffer"
Original Song Title:
"We Need A Little Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Need A Pantie Sniffer"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
This song is dedicated to a famous female celebrity who I think is cute and adorable. I rather not say her name because I don't want to get myself into trouble. I don't want her to think that I'm a pervert. I don't sniff panties for real, except for my wife's because I know when to wake up and smell the roses. I know that there is a time and place for everything. Besides, most girls don't like their panties being sniffed, unless maybe if it was her steady boyfriend and or husband. It's only because that I need to get something off of my chest and out of my hair, not to mention trying my best not to think about it, too much. Unless, its the parody that I've written. I know for a fact that guys will enjoy every moment of my song. I'm not too sure about girls. If they don't like the title of my song, then they don't have to read it. I'm not doing this to insult women, but if girls are brave and strong enough to read my song, take a joke, laugh, and enjoy every moment of it, then bully for them!
Please smell my panties. You got to smell my panties. Smell my beauty tush. Smelling my panties. You got to smell my panties. Please start smelling them now.
Cause I need a pantie sniffer, right this very instant. Smelling my cute tushee , right under my cute mini skirt. Need a pantie sniffer, right this very moment. I need someone to smell my panties, whether it's by guys or ladies.
Please smell my panties. Please someone smell my panties. Smell under my skirt. Come smell my panties. You got to smell my panties. I'm feeling horny now.
Yes I need a pantie sniffer, right this very minute. Come and smell my tushee. I promise I will not slap you. Both sexes can do it. All races can do it. I need a pantie sniffer now.
Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da.Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yes I need a pantie sniffer, right this very minute. Come and smell my tushee. I promise I will not slap you. Both sexes can do it. All races can do it. I need a pantie sniffer now.
Oh I need a pantie sniffer, right this very moment. Smell under my rectum. Don't worry if I have to fart. My fart smells like roses. It will tickle noses. I need a pantie sniffer now.
Cause I need a pantie sniffer, right this very instant. Smelling my cute tushee , right under my cute mini skirt. Need a pantie sniffer, right this very moment. I need someone to smell my panties, whether it's by guys or ladies.
Please smell my panties. Please someone smell my panties. Smell under my skirt. Come smell my panties. You got to smell my panties. I'm feeling horny now.
Yes I need a pantie sniffer, right this very minute. Come and smell my tushee. I promise I will not slap you. Both sexes can do it. All races can do it. I need a pantie sniffer now.
Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da.Da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Yes I need a pantie sniffer, right this very minute. Come and smell my tushee. I promise I will not slap you. Both sexes can do it. All races can do it. I need a pantie sniffer now.
Oh I need a pantie sniffer, right this very moment. Smell under my rectum. Don't worry if I have to fart. My fart smells like roses. It will tickle noses. I need a pantie sniffer now.
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Nothing is taboo here, but this was a stinker. Not just the distasteful subject, but it's very repetitive and there's little wit or creativity evident. It belongs in the porn section, not here. You made a good attempt to justify it in the intro, but I doubt if even the very best of our AIR parodists could pull this one off.
I must admit you made me laugh with 'I don't sniff panties for real, except my wife's'. I don't want to know, bro.
I must admit you made me laugh with 'I don't sniff panties for real, except my wife's'. I don't want to know, bro.
Ummm... yeah, what Lifeliver said.
I just about made it through your intro, but only made it to the fourth sentence of your actual parody before my eyes ran screaming in the direction of away. There is an actual section on this site for parodies 'of this nature,' shall we say? Perhaps it would be better if you posted it there instead. Thanks muchly.
I just about made it through your intro, but only made it to the fourth sentence of your actual parody before my eyes ran screaming in the direction of away. There is an actual section on this site for parodies 'of this nature,' shall we say? Perhaps it would be better if you posted it there instead. Thanks muchly.
WE NEED A LITTLE FUNNY STUFF RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE,GO TAKE THE PIANO THEN WE SPIN IT
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