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Song Parodies -> "Jesus Loves You"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Loves Me"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Jesus Loves You"
Parody Written by:
Sarah Cason
The Lyrics
1. Jesus loves you, you should know.
For the Bible tells you so.
Royal ones like you belong.
You are weak, but He is strong.
Cho. Yes, Jesus loves you.
Yes, Jesus loves you.
Yes, Jesus loves you.
The Bible tells you so.
2. Jesus loves you when you're good.
When you do the things you should.
Jesus loves you when you're bad.
Even though you're both so sad. (Cho.)
3. Jesus loves you, He who died.
He will open His gates wide.
He'll say, "You're bleeding for your sin.
Let this suffering queen come in." (Cho.)
4. Jesus loves you, He will stay
By your side your final day.
Since you love him when you die,
He will take you home on high. (Cho.)
For the Bible tells you so.
Royal ones like you belong.
You are weak, but He is strong.
Cho. Yes, Jesus loves you.
Yes, Jesus loves you.
Yes, Jesus loves you.
The Bible tells you so.
2. Jesus loves you when you're good.
When you do the things you should.
Jesus loves you when you're bad.
Even though you're both so sad. (Cho.)
3. Jesus loves you, He who died.
He will open His gates wide.
He'll say, "You're bleeding for your sin.
Let this suffering queen come in." (Cho.)
4. Jesus loves you, He will stay
By your side your final day.
Since you love him when you die,
He will take you home on high. (Cho.)
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