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Song Parodies -> "I‘m an Aggressive Ingo Graffan"
Original Song Title:
"I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I‘m an Aggressive Ingo Graffan"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is an extended version of the OS. It deals with my current Sci-Fi project about a reproduction soldier from the planet Ingo that is neither male nor female but a Triba (Third Way) combination. This is referred to as a Graffan, what we on Earth would call a shemale. But this being's purpose is to extract genetic material from species around the universe. It is forbidden to impregnate. It lands on Earth on the outskirts of Akron, Ohio and is pursued by female Detective Diane Westfield who is investigating a series of recent bizarre murders in the area. She stumbles upon the Graffan's ship and enters it. There is a fight but the Graffan percieves her lack of fertility and mates with her to give her a child. Meanwhile, the Graffan also extracts some of her DNA and species-profiles it as suitable for collection and processing to save the dying Ingo race of Genneu species (Gender Neutral cerebral beings). The Graffan implants its knowledge into the child while Diane's memory is a blur of images. She doesn't know how she could be pregnant but is overjoyed, not knowing the child is of the stars... (to be continued).
I‘m an aggressive Ingo Graffan,
Triba, meaning “Third Way” (or) “Three”
Not a male nor female, and yet I
Share physiology
A reproduction soldier,
Come to Earth for genes to gather,
Wearing strange clothes and with a long penile probe,
I am a strange sight to behold
Hunted by Detective Diane Westfield
of the armed Akron PD
She found my ship and entered it
Then she came after me
I observed her and caught her,
Impregnated her with a daughter
As she lay, I extracted her DNA
For the Ingo world light years away
I‘m an aggressive Ingo Graffan,
Triba, meaning “Third Way”- three
Not a male nor female, and yet I
Share physiology
A reproduction soldier,
Come to Earth for genes to gather,
Wearing strange clothes and with a long penile probe,
I am a strange sight to behold
Diane doesn’t know just what happened,
now she’s pregnant, relief
Only in her dreams does she see me
Female form, male beneath
Humans are a strange species,
With male and female entities,
Diane was not fertile, I gave her a child
From the stars, see her smile…
As I travel back to Ingo with her genetic profile….
Triba, meaning “Third Way” (or) “Three”
Not a male nor female, and yet I
Share physiology
A reproduction soldier,
Come to Earth for genes to gather,
Wearing strange clothes and with a long penile probe,
I am a strange sight to behold
Hunted by Detective Diane Westfield
of the armed Akron PD
She found my ship and entered it
Then she came after me
I observed her and caught her,
Impregnated her with a daughter
As she lay, I extracted her DNA
For the Ingo world light years away
I‘m an aggressive Ingo Graffan,
Triba, meaning “Third Way”- three
Not a male nor female, and yet I
Share physiology
A reproduction soldier,
Come to Earth for genes to gather,
Wearing strange clothes and with a long penile probe,
I am a strange sight to behold
Diane doesn’t know just what happened,
now she’s pregnant, relief
Only in her dreams does she see me
Female form, male beneath
Humans are a strange species,
With male and female entities,
Diane was not fertile, I gave her a child
From the stars, see her smile…
As I travel back to Ingo with her genetic profile….
Diane and the Graffan, inspired by the art of Trash63 (aka Luis Carlos Guerriere): http://community.imaginefx.com/fxpose/trash63s_portfolio/images/73105/425x408.aspx
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This one was a might bit confusing. But I could still follow it.... 5's! Great job! ;-)
What an interesting concept! Sounds like a mix between Species and Splice!
Species" and "Femalien" ;-D
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