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Song Parodies -> "C-I-N-C-O"

Original Song Title:

"B-I-N-G-O"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"C-I-N-C-O"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The 5th of May is not Mexican Independence Day, but it should be! And Cinco de Mayo is not an American holiday, but it should be. Mexico declared its independence from mother Spain on midnight, the 15th of September, 1810. And it took 11 years before the first Spanish soldiers were told and forced to leave Mexico. So, why Cinco de Mayo? And why should Americans savor this day as well? Because 4,000 Mexican soldiers smashed the French and traitor Mexican army of 8,000 at Puebla, Mexico, 100 miles east of Mexico City on the morning of May 5, 1862. The French had landed in Mexico (along with Spanish and English troops) five months earlier on the pretext of collecting Mexican debts from the newly elected government of democratic President (and Indian) Benito Juarez. The English and Spanish quickly made deals and left. The French, however, had different ideas. Under Emperor Napoleon III, who detested the United States, the French came to stay. They brought a Hapsburg prince with them to rule the new Mexican empire. His name was Maximilian; his wife, Carolota. Napoleon's French Army had not been defeated in 50 years, and it invaded Mexico with the finest modern equipment and with a newly reconstituted Foreign Legion. The French were not afraid of anyone, especially since the United States was embroiled in its own Civil War. The French Army left the port of Vera Cruz to attack Mexico City to the west, as the French assumed that the Mexicans would give up should their capital fall to the enemy -- as European countries traditionally did. Under the command of Texas-born General Zaragosa, (and the cavalry under the command of Colonel Porfirio Diaz, later to be Mexico's president and dictator), the Mexicans awaited. Brightly dressed French Dragoons led the enemy columns. The Mexican Army was less stylish. General Zaragosa ordered Colonel Diaz to take his cavalry, the best in the world, out to the French flanks. In response, the French did a most stupid thing; they sent their cavalry off to chase Diaz and his men, who proceeded to butcher them. The remaining French infantrymen charged the Mexican defenders through sloppy mud from a thunderstorm and through hundreds of head of stampeding cattle stirred up by Indians armed only with machetes. When the battle was over, many French were killed or wounded and their cavalry was being chased by Diaz' superb horsemen miles away. The Mexicans had won a great victory that kept Napoleon III from supplying the confederate rebels for another year, allowing the United States to build the greatest army the world had ever seen. This grand army smashed the Confederates at Gettysburg just 14 months after the battle of Puebla, essentially ending the Civil War.
There was a nation that fought real hard,
And Cinco was the day-o
C-I-N-C-O
C-I-N-C-O
C-I-N-C-O
And Cinco was the day-o.

Mexican cavalry led the charge,
And Cinco was the day-o
(clap)-I-N-C-O
(clap)-I-N-C-O
(clap)-I-N-C-O
And Cinco was the day-o.

There was a nation that fought real hard,
And Cinco was the day-o
(clap)-(clap)-N-C-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-C-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-C-O
And Cinco was the day-o.

Mexican cavalry led the charge,
And Cinco was the day-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-C-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-C-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-C-O
And Cinco was the day-o.

There was a nation that fought real hard,
And Cinco was the day-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Cinco was the day-o.

Mexican cavalry led the charge,
And Cinco was the day-o
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And that day was Cinco de Mayo!!!
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Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2011 - Report this comment
From what I understand -- and having lived on Hamilton Street in New Brunswick, I've had plenty of opportunity to observe both Mexican immigrants and American drunks -- Cinco de Mayo is a bigger deal in the U.S. than in Mexico. Then again, in the U.S., it gets treated as a day to get drunk and wear stupid hats. You know, like any other ethnic holiday.
WCJ - August 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, the "Civil" war was everything but "Civil" Great song Rob! 555! :-)
Rob Arndt - August 05, 2011 - Report this comment
In Sacramento, California the Cinco de Mayo celebrations are lively and festive. But I guess everyplace celebrates a little differently. Check-out this vintage pic I found online of a Conco de Mayo girl- weird: http://www.lupec.org/images/2002/cincodemayo/invite.jpg
John Barry - August 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Título inspirado, hombre!
Patrick - August 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Few Americans appreciate the connection between Mexico and the Confederacy. A number of unrepentant Rebels went south after the war. Some very interesting stories. The French Foreign Legion honors that war and the legendary Captain Danjou who fought the Mexicans at the Battle of Camarone in April of 1863. You've written a song which could be sung during next year's fiesta after dos, tres, or cuatro equis. (XXXX).
Patrick - August 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Invading a country to collect debts? Let's hope nobody starts getting ideas.

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