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Song Parodies -> "68 Norwegians Cowering in Fear"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles of Beer"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"68 Norwegians Cowering in Fear"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is a very dark parody of the Utoya Massacre. I DO NOT endorse the gunman's actions or glory in violence. I am parodying a song only. Yes, it is in bad taste but so are a multitude of parodies on AIR dealing with all the violence of the earth (natural disasters) to violence in the earth (murder, mayhem, warfare)... so go easy.
68 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
68 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
67 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
67 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
67 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
66 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
66 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
66 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
65 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
Repeat....
3 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
3 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
2 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
2 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
2 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
1 Norwegian cowering in fear on the isle
1 Norwegian cowering in fear on the isle
1 Norwegian cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
68 Norwegians killed in total by a criminal…
UTOYA MASSACRE!!!
68 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
67 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
67 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
67 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
66 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
66 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
66 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
65 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
Repeat....
3 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
3 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
2 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
2 Norwegians cowering in fear on the isle
2 Norwegians cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
1 Norwegian cowering in fear on the isle
1 Norwegian cowering in fear on the isle
1 Norwegian cowering in fear
If one of those Norwegians should happen to fall,
68 Norwegians killed in total by a criminal…
UTOYA MASSACRE!!!
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Glad you used the "repeat". This could have gotten lengthy long after we got the idea.
This kinda stuff goes on all the time, Rob does have a point with his description and song... 555
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