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Song Parodies -> "The Merdivores Your Boot Will Fill"

Original Song Title:

"America the Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Merdivores Your Boot Will Fill"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Of loot they’re full, rapacious guys,
Whore bagmen for self-gain.
On perp-full “mountain,” slattern sleaze,
Unloved, with poo-fed brains.

America, America’s Congress ain’t there for thee—
Low-down no-good crook brotherhood
That’s C-O-N-ing me.

Of loot they’re full; their tills replete,
The country in a mess.
The thoroughfare to fleecedom, sweet!
The trough is where they fress.

America America’s Congress has got a maw
That serves the role of the asshole
And gives us shitty law.

Of loot they’re full, most zero goons, ridiculousness rife,
Who only self and patrons love
And blow those patrons’ fifes.

America, America’s Congress, a sty of swine
Whose hoggishness would hogs impress. . .
Sated at the feed line.

Of loot they’re full, a payoff team;
Their oinking you will hear
As they move back of you to ream
Their bills right up your rear.

America, America’s Congress has sodomy
Down very good; their bugger wood
Will be in your heinie.

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Patrick - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Love that word "Merdivore". Wish we could lock the door and pipe this song into the House and Senate chambers.
Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2011 - Report this comment
JAB - And D.C. has it's own all-you-can-eat buffet! ;D
Patrick - August 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Is "Satan Sandwich" on the menu?

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