Won't balance the budget on backs of the old,
'Though no current benefits get cut we're told.
But we'll keep on sounding the same old tired riff
And show Ryan throwing grandma off a cliff.

Won't balance the budget on backs of our kids.
Trim programs, "investments"? We'll all flip our lids.
We must "Win The Future"! More spending and yet
The one thing we'll leave them is eternal debt.

Won't balance the budget on backs of our troops.
'Though this is repulsive to far left wing groups.
All things military we always abhor,
But we just might need them in case there is war.

Won't balance the budget on backs of the green.
To question globe warming is just plain obscene,
It's not altruism. There's piles to be made
From chosen "green" industries and Cap and Trade.

Won't balance the budget on backs of the broke.
'Though 'bout "shovel-ready jobs" you've heard us joke.
Because of our programs you'll not be annoyed.
You'll make out much better if you're unemployed.