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Song Parodies -> "Daschle Yells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Daschle Yells"
Parody Written by:
John Jenkins
The Lyrics
WASHINGTON, March 19 - Senate Democratic leader Tom Daschle stated that President Bush "failed so miserably at diplomacy that we're now forced to war."
Daschle is aglow
With an agitated air.
He doesn't want to go
To war with Bush and Blair!
Tom Daschle maligns
Powell's diplomacy.
He wants to be on the sidelines
With France and Germany!
Daschle yells, Daschle yells,
Just like Dean and Gore.
Are Bush's critics hypocritical?
They liked Clinton's wars!
Just four years ago
The news headlines were large:
He endorsed bombing Kosovo
When Clinton was in charge!
In nineteen ninety eight,
Daschle didn't talk back
When, without UN mandate,
Clinton bombed Iraq!
Daschle yells, Daschle yells,
Such hypocrisy.
What Democrats dislike is being
The minority!
With an agitated air.
He doesn't want to go
To war with Bush and Blair!
Tom Daschle maligns
Powell's diplomacy.
He wants to be on the sidelines
With France and Germany!
Daschle yells, Daschle yells,
Just like Dean and Gore.
Are Bush's critics hypocritical?
They liked Clinton's wars!
Just four years ago
The news headlines were large:
He endorsed bombing Kosovo
When Clinton was in charge!
In nineteen ninety eight,
Daschle didn't talk back
When, without UN mandate,
Clinton bombed Iraq!
Daschle yells, Daschle yells,
Such hypocrisy.
What Democrats dislike is being
The minority!
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Werd B-)
Daschle must have been picked on a bit too much in school. Solid fives all around.
John, this is amazing! I kind of wish I wrote it.....
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