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Song Parodies -> "Grit The Roads"
Original Song Title:
"Deck The Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Grit The Roads"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
In case people elsewhere on the planet didn't know, it's snowing here. In fact, there's more snow on my car now than at any time since I've owned a car. And it's still snowing.
Grit the roads with salt and gravel, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis a stupid time to travel, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our warmest jacket, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heating bill will cost a packet, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the drifting snow before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Children with snowballs ignore us. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Clear ten inches from the driveway, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
When you've done it's back up half-way, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I can't clear roads single-handed, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
So inside my house, I'm stranded, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now then people: sing together, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
**** the freezing ****ing weather, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis a stupid time to travel, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our warmest jacket, Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Heating bill will cost a packet, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
See the drifting snow before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Children with snowballs ignore us. Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Clear ten inches from the driveway, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
When you've done it's back up half-way, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I can't clear roads single-handed, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
So inside my house, I'm stranded, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Now then people: sing together, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
**** the freezing ****ing weather, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Where's the global warming Al Gore promised us? KC has another 6 inches coming tonight.
Stupid conservatives! Don't you know that global warming is CAUSING the freezing weather and record snowfall? Al Gore has the data to prove it. This is funny and cleverly done, Phil. ;D
Things are still normal enough in SoCal. It's warm and we are waiting for rain - end the drought with 30 inches, fa la la....
**** the freezing ****ing weather is damn right!
Just read today that North Dakota was FIFTY BELOW!!!!!
Holy Freezing N*tsack, Batman!!!!
Tell it like it is!
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