He's humped Holly
and Julie
and Joslyn
and Cori...
Rachel and
Mindy and
Jaimee and Lori...
But do you recall
Tiger's MILFiest mistress of all?

Palin the Redneck Rogue'ster!
Had a cherry hiny pose
And then when Tiger saw it
He exclaimed, "I hope it 'hos'!"

Often in ass'ignations
Held in secret near The Pole
Sarah would dress as school girls
Playing rounds of eight 'teen holes'!

"Me: Madonna--You: Gaga,"
--Tiger loved to play--
"Sarah, fetch our cone-bra rigs...
We're the schizz in Barbie™ wigs!"

Then as Ms. Elin left him
And his sponsors, spooked, did flee
OJ quipped, "We're twins, Tiger--
Lady killers sans NIKE!"

~ Longish Inter'lewd ~

Latest on Tiger's 'front nine'--
Hilly Clinton, with a sigh
Just 'fessed she gave Woods' club's head
What she called, "The perfect lie!"

Peppered by Paparazzi
Hilly 'splained 'the sit' this way:
"Woods lets me palm his putter
Every 'Secretary's' Day!"
~

Sarah P. and Mrs. C.
Fought o're him like minx
"Who elected *you*," they'd bray,
"...President of this three-way?"

Then they made up and texted:
"Triple-timing 'Mr. Tee':
We'll cheer when, like John Edwards,
You 'go down' IN HYSTER-Y!"

~