These "ladies" are not gentlemen - those harpies on The View
The show was once quite insightful but now all that they spew
Are catty venomous attacks that last the hour through.
And the worst is that loudmouth b*tch named Joy.
Brother, oh boy!
Yes the worst one is that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!

They once had lovely Meredith, so charming and urbane.
But she went to The Today Show and things soon went insane.
I bet at N.B.C. she's glad that she jumped off the plane,
Far away from that loudmouth b*tch named Joy.
Matt's her new toy.
And she escaped from that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!

Starr Jones saw it was time to leave and so the team she bucked.
She left then they accused her of having her tummy tucked.
Old Baba and the other girls dissed her - it really sucked.
And the worst was that loudmouth b*tch named Joy.
She can annoy!
Yes, the cruelest was that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!

Babs then signed Rosie O'Donnell. She'd bellow and she'd roar.
Her gay left anti-Christian rants soon touched off a big war.
But Babs would sell her soul to hell to raise her ratings score.
Almost worse than that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!
Rosie! Destroy!
She's almost worse then that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!

Now Whoopi sits in Meredith's chair, so smarmy and so smug.
Goldberg is much too clever to spill blood upon the rug.
But in the guise of being funny she hits like a thug.
Not as bad as that loudmouth b*tch named Joy.
Wood horse of Troy!
Much more sneaky than that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!

When I retired I watched The View but soon said "What the heck?"
Each day the girls will gang up to abuse Liz Hasselbeck.
They strip her of humanity and try to break her neck,
And it's led by that loudmouth b*tch named Joy.
They're never coy!
The lynch mob's led by that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!

I've given this fem hate-filled party way too much amount.
There's not a lib-ral man or woman that they wouldn't mount!
I barely mentioned Sherry Shepherd - she's too lame to count.
And I'll write no verse for that loud b*tch Joy!
Not this old goy!
Just say I destest that loudmouth b*tch named Joy!