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Song Parodies -> "When Iran Nukes Israel"
Original Song Title:
"London Bridge Is Falling Down"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"When Iran Nukes Israel"
Parody Written by:
Old Man Ribber
The Lyrics
I hope and pray that I am wrong! I wonder if Iran would be pulling this dangerous stunt if W. were still President...or if McCain had won?
When Iran nukes Israel
And civilian death counts swell
What will we do? Please pray tell!
We'll meet with them!
When they crater Tel Aviv
They can do it we believe
We have something up our sleeve
We'll engage them!
There won't be a new jihad
Or bombing Israeli sod
Our friend's Ahmedinejad
We'll appease him
We all watch the network news
And we know the leftist views
We know Carter loves the Jews!
We'll ignore it!
Although Russia thinks it's fine
And China is right behind
In the sand we'll draw a line
We'll try sanctions!
They must heed our peaceful calls
Not to start atomic brawls
Even France now shows more balls!
We'll restrain them!
So let's listen to the Prez
They're our friends - he always says
When they give bombs to Chavez
We'll build shelters!
And civilian death counts swell
What will we do? Please pray tell!
We'll meet with them!
When they crater Tel Aviv
They can do it we believe
We have something up our sleeve
We'll engage them!
There won't be a new jihad
Or bombing Israeli sod
Our friend's Ahmedinejad
We'll appease him
We all watch the network news
And we know the leftist views
We know Carter loves the Jews!
We'll ignore it!
Although Russia thinks it's fine
And China is right behind
In the sand we'll draw a line
We'll try sanctions!
They must heed our peaceful calls
Not to start atomic brawls
Even France now shows more balls!
We'll restrain them!
So let's listen to the Prez
They're our friends - he always says
When they give bombs to Chavez
We'll build shelters!
Is this the testing Joe Biden said would happen during the primaries? ;D
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Your verse has much more precision than is needed with a nuke! Fine job, easy to sing even for kids! Just one hiccup: I'd change "And China" in line 18 to "China too".
re: outro... maybe this is where the "hope" comes in, too.
Great parody is *always* in fission!
Ribber - Thank God we are not all brain washed. My mind is so dirty they couldn't wash it clean with Ajax™. There are three kinds of people - those who make things happen - those who warn about what will happen and those clueless souls who wonder what happened. It is up to those of us who warn what is about to happen in order to stop or stall those from making it happen so the latter don't sit and wonder what happened. I'm in group two and I will exercise my 1st amendment right to act as a 2nd grouper tomorrow. Pray for guys like Glenn Beck who has their numbers and is the most heard from guy in group two. Fine write Ribber. Keep exercising your 1st amendment right. I like what you write, sir..
Good write on a big problem. What is wrong with Ahmadin . . . . anyway. Doesn't he realize things could change in 3 years?
Direct hit! I heard someone blaming Pres. Bush today for not doing anything with Iran! Uh, wasn't it Bush who kept warning about Iran and Korea but was constantly rebuffed by the appeasers on the left? It was about a year ago that then Sen. Biden ridiculed Bush for being a fear-monger and now he, and Pres. Obama, are saying Iran is a grave threat and we have to have another chat? 555
Another nuclear-powered parody from the Ribber, good job.
it's bushes fault. my first bee sting was his fault too. IDIOTS ! good message and Guy is right on.
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