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Song Parodies -> "Driving Hymn of Yukari-Sensei"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Driving Hymn of Yukari-Sensei"
Parody Written by:
Sparx1
The Lyrics
This parody is a LOT funnier if you've ever seen the anime Azumanga Daioh (Specifically any of the summer vacation episodes). For those who havent, all you need to know is that the main character's homeroom teacher is infamous for her reckless driving, which often leaves her passengers with deep psychological scars and flashbacks the kind of which are not uncommon to the stereotypical portrayal of war veterans... (BTW, for those who don't know, "macabre" is pronounced "mah-kahb") *Achem...*
Mine eyes have seen the horror of Yukari's driving skills,
Every time she turns the wheel, another animal she kills,
It's as if she doesn't know that she can stop moving at will,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
I'd like to jump out of the door and safely land somewhere,
But there's no way I can do that when the car is in the air,
The majority of people run and scream while others stare,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
If I did not know better, I'd assume that she was blind,
Tomo thinks it's fun, but we all know that she's out of her mind,
The car has flipped upside down, and yet it's moving unconfined,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
It's rolling through the street and wrecking everything in sight,
I can hear the people screaming from the pain and from the fright,
Now the sun is up, I can't fathom how she must drive at night,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
There goes a power line, there goes the statue by the school,
And the car is tumbling onward, this is neither fun nor cool,
I'm so terrified that I've begun to cry and snot and drool,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
We've run over a cat and seen the splashing of the gore,
Now Sakaki's had a breakdown, she can't take it anymore,
I said stop at my beach house, but you just drove straight through the door,
YUKARI, STOP THE CAR!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
YUKARI! STOP THE CAR!!!
Every time she turns the wheel, another animal she kills,
It's as if she doesn't know that she can stop moving at will,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
I'd like to jump out of the door and safely land somewhere,
But there's no way I can do that when the car is in the air,
The majority of people run and scream while others stare,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
If I did not know better, I'd assume that she was blind,
Tomo thinks it's fun, but we all know that she's out of her mind,
The car has flipped upside down, and yet it's moving unconfined,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
It's rolling through the street and wrecking everything in sight,
I can hear the people screaming from the pain and from the fright,
Now the sun is up, I can't fathom how she must drive at night,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
There goes a power line, there goes the statue by the school,
And the car is tumbling onward, this is neither fun nor cool,
I'm so terrified that I've begun to cry and snot and drool,
Yukari, stop the car!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
Yukari, stop the car!
We've run over a cat and seen the splashing of the gore,
Now Sakaki's had a breakdown, she can't take it anymore,
I said stop at my beach house, but you just drove straight through the door,
YUKARI, STOP THE CAR!
Gory, gory, oh, it's macabre!
The teacher's driving like a nutjob!
Of my innocence I've been robbed,
YUKARI! STOP THE CAR!!!
Ah! ^^
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