Ubuntu's full of user guys
Their forums are insane
Whenever a new distro's out
My question is the same

It will not boot
With Windows too
How can I run them both?
I want to play
But will not pay
I love freeware the most!

Since Linux comes in flavors great
I get to pick and choose
My operating system's grand
I change it more than shoes

I love GNU
And you will too
The license is so cheap
And penguins look
So cute on books
Collect them more than sheep

Mandrake, SUSE and Red Hat rule
Linspire, Knoppix, Gentoo
Slackware, Debian, Mandriva
Xandros, Fedora too

I get to run
About a ton
Of Open Source-based apps
And when I'm bored
Go overboard
Compiling them from scratch

I'll never buy!
I'm money shy!
So software geeks built these
They come with tools
They don't have rules
They simply aim to please!