hilarious...my fave of the day...especially liked the north pole line

So now ...
Santa's without
what made'im a guy ..
mummy tslashed lout, now fella sings high
Santa Claus is glum, feelin' down.

Molto amusante, amico. :-)

This was hilarious. It's great to see you back to your old antics Stuart.

Disgusting! Is nothing sacred? What is wrong with you people?

I laughed a little too hard at this one :)

Uh, how can you tell the Mummy is frowning? Did you unwrap him? Oh, wait, that's right, you're Australian, and Mummy = Mommy. My mistake. So you didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus? I guess Rudolph's not the only one who's going to have a red nose!

Sir, ~General McArthur, Commander o'Allied Forces DownUdder~ this is Naughty . . . but oh so cute! You've captured a holidazeFantasy of mine, so well Sir!

Hey there Tony SnowPrano, bigGuy in RedSuit! Let me pull on my Opera-length gloves & black FishNETs, and Oh, . . . let me not forget my blinking Set(2) o'Rudy's rosyKnows ! ! ! Oh, how I so Love the holidays ! !

Nothing like a little old-fashioned molestation story to bring in the holiday cheer! Sounds like the mom here is Sarah Palin. Great work, Stu, and good to see ya back around here. 555

thanks alvin, and for the AFOTD award :-)

whoa, that's some nice work there Stan - gee, I might just glue that extra verse on - thanks mate

thanks Matthias :-)

ah, Rick, I forgot about your delicate sensitivities - sorry dude - I thought maybe you were away screwing some floozy neighbour on your bed most of the night

thanks Jeff!

thanks MP - yes Mummy IS Mummy - where's the problem? actually, after using "butt" I thought I couldn't bow twice to the greater American usage ;-)

well, thankyou Miss Cupcakes! - gee you write nice comments!

that's funny Jack, because I actually WAS thinking of Sarah Palin after I came up with the story - so the grizzlybear castration line just wrote itself, honestly - good to be back too, mate :-)

Sounds like the "Company Christmas Party" Santa went to the wrong party here. Also looks like he won't be coming back anytime soon.

Santa, is that a lump of coal in your pocket, or are you gland to see me?

Poles apart as usual Stu! Funny work :)

yeah this was one of them "Bad Santa" types Tim - thanks

thanks JAB - and congrats on achieving Number 1 parodist (obviously it was this year some time)

well Pippin, if his pole had favoured the southerly direction, a direction that you and I both hold dear, there would have been NO problem

Happy Holidays Stu! Riotously funny work!

thanks again Rick - you too buddy :-)

Hey there SantaNick! You & me under the Xmas tree . . . . all tangled together, rolling in those blinking Xmas lights, so bright in green, blue, red & white!

Sorry, Sir ! the full Moon gets me . . .

GeneralMc, I've always had this fantasy with Xmas lites, the old-fashioned US-type, egg-shaped that are in all the colors: me & ~SantaSatyr~ all tangled up together in blinking lites ! ! . . . Bulbs popping beneathe my bareback ! ! derBing0 singing in the backround . . . Oh, the pure X-tasy of rolling in a hail of Popping Bulbs ! ! !

I understand the effects of the full moon, Cupcakes, but now I'm thinking a little eggnog might have crept into the mix ;-)

Sounds like another baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Santa scenerio 55555! Let's just hope that Mrs Claus doesn't know that.

Wow, Santa Gone Wild!!! I agree with what you said with the "Bad Santa" type of song. That's pure comedy there. Good show! 555!!

Thanks Tyrone - yes, because what character traits must one possess to decide upon that particular career path? - apparently "real-white-beard" Santas are able to charge a healthy premium

thanks Christie - pure comedy? I was really aiming at impure comedy, but I'll take whatever's on offer - unlike the girl in my story ;-)

Merry Christmas to you General McArthur, along with your family & all your Awesome Auzzie mates downUdder, Sir! All the Best of Parody in 2 0 0 9.