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Song Parodies -> "Falcon Punch"

Original Song Title:

"She'll Be Coming 'Round The Mountain"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Falcon Punch"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Captain Falcon will pull off a Falcon Punch!
Captain Falcon's pulling off a Falcon Punch!
When a teenage girl gets pregnant, what are we gonna do then?
Captain Falcon has pulled off a Falcon Punch! [Captain Falcon yells "Punch!"]

Can you learn how to do a Falcon Punch?
Proceed to do what else? A Falcon Punch!
If you see a real-life Juno, there's one thing that you must know,
So please learn how to do a Falcon Punch! [Captain Falcon yells "Falcon Punch!"]

If a girl gets too young to be a mom, [Captain Falcon yells "Falcon..."]
Clobber that big belly now, don't wait too long! [Captain Falcon yells "PUNCH!"]
If you don't want to do it, maybe your life will be at risk.
Just proceed to pull off the Falcon Punch! [Captain Falcon yells "Falcon..."]
PUNCH! [Captain Falcon exclaims "Yes!"]
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Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
I love this song and Captain Falcon. This rules.
The Nerd - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job on this parody :)
DJ Blaze - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Though I disagree with underage pregnancy, I am probably the biggest fan of Falcon Punch in the world! 355! SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

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