Song Parodies -> "If Obama'd Race At NASCAR"

Original Song Title:

"The Yellow Rose Of Texas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"If Obama'd Race At NASCAR"

Parody Written by:

Aiirfarcewon@aol.com

The Lyrics

Well, Barack's rolled over "Hill'ry"
He's cruisin' down the road
But he still has some problems
Like West Virginia showed
Them good old boys are hold-outs
Might need a little goose..
And that's why I'm suggesting
This plan I introduce..

If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He'd get the redneck vote
He could win with a fast car
The vic'try flag he'd tote
They'd flock to his side, the workin' class
Dump old John in the moat..
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He could grab that redneck vote..

He should move into a trailer
Buy a real nice double wide
Dump hoops and play some horseshoe
Eat green tomatoes fried
Maybe build himself a moonshine still
And jug some down his throat
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He could win the redneck vote

Ought'a show up at the opry
Pluck a guitar, sing a song
Wear a white suit with rhinestones
Praise Charley Pride real strong
Drive a nice Ford F150 truck
Snag catfish from a boat..
If Obama'd race at NASCAR
He would win the redneck vote

If Obama'd race at NASCAR
Couldn't lose that redneck vote
(Yeah, Boy!!)

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AFW - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

I see I accidently left my web address...I'm used to submitting to other sites, where it's called for....oh, well......anyone wants to email me, it's okay,

alvin - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

this is flat out hilarious...i'd love to see a video of it

Barack-o-Roo - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir L'Air, You may have the best media VOTE-getter yet!! You, Sir, should be his campain manager ! . . . Shall we add a Rodeo or two, for this working-class Barrack-O-Roo ?

Michael Pacholek - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Good parody, but if I were running for President, I would conedmn NASCAR as a waste of time and energy at a time when America needs to conserve energy -- and also to get a freakin' life! And if those people won't vote for me then, then they can go ahead and vote for Bush for a third time (in the form of John McSame), and I'll win without them.

Guy - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

One good thing about NASCAR for Bar-ama is that the entire race is all left turns. I like how you took a favored song of Dubya's home state and made it take a left turn. Well done.

AFW - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, and LCC, good pun...and thanks, Michael, and thanks, Guy..left turns, I never thought of that...and Texas song was just incidential, too..but glad you pointed those out...

UnMcCain - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

A Rodeo would better help ~McCAIN~ . . . . He'd actually look ~HOT~ in a black Stetson, cowboyBoots & tight jeans! . . . Ay Cohiba !!!

John Jenkins - May 19, 2008 - Report this comment

I agree with Michael Pacholek's assessment of NASCAR ... and this parody. Good spoof, AFW.

AFW - May 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Maybe so, UnMcCain..but I really doubt old John M would like hot in anything, other than a big mackinaw.....and thanks, John J.

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