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Song Parodies -> "Grab My Balls"
Original Song Title:
"Deck The Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Grab My Balls"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
This is my second attempt to submit this. The first was deemed "inappropriate" and rejected. I think it's funny how words can have different meanings, depending on the context.. In this post I've ommitted any word that could be objectional. You, dear readers, get to fill-in whatever words you like. It's an interactive parody. Fell free to add verses as well. Just keep it clean !
Grab My Balls
“Grab my balls”, you hear me saying
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Round of golf we’ll soon be playing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
“See those tits !!!” exclaims young Peter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Eating seeds from our birdfeeder
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Trim your _ _ _ _ and make it smaller
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Hedge would not look right if taller
Fa la la la la, la la la la
_ _ _ _ your _ _ _ _ until it’s tender
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tasty steak you soon will render
Fa la la la la, la la la la
“Will you _ _ _ _” begs boyfriend Randall
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Please put-out that scented candle
Fa la la la la, la la la la
My _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I’ll soon be showing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Proud of how my rooster’s growing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Little _ _ _ _ _ getting _ _ _ _ _ _
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Cat fell in the tub…I’ll get her
Fa la la la la, la la la la
_ _ _ _ _ -_ _ _ _ _ would just make My day
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Poodle’s getting clipped next Friday
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la…ha ha ha ha
IB
“Grab my balls”, you hear me saying
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Round of golf we’ll soon be playing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
“See those tits !!!” exclaims young Peter
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Eating seeds from our birdfeeder
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Trim your _ _ _ _ and make it smaller
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Hedge would not look right if taller
Fa la la la la, la la la la
_ _ _ _ your _ _ _ _ until it’s tender
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tasty steak you soon will render
Fa la la la la, la la la la
“Will you _ _ _ _” begs boyfriend Randall
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Please put-out that scented candle
Fa la la la la, la la la la
My _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I’ll soon be showing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Proud of how my rooster’s growing
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Little _ _ _ _ _ getting _ _ _ _ _ _
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Cat fell in the tub…I’ll get her
Fa la la la la, la la la la
_ _ _ _ _ -_ _ _ _ _ would just make My day
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Poodle’s getting clipped next Friday
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fa la la la la…ha ha ha ha
IB
If this idea has been used before then sorry...my bad.
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Fun time guessing game...Quite a unique, and ingenious mind and body teaser
very funny concept....i filled all the blanks except the randall and poodle verses...still working on those
What the _ _ _ _ing _ _ _ _ is this? It is a really _ _ _ _ing cool _ _ _ _ed up idea.! And I know that the bird-feeder really means _ _ _ _ or _ _ _ _ _. Got that Omaha?
A few years on, and I finally have a look - wonderfully funny. It would be fun to perform this one ;-)
Hahaha this is awesome
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