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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Christmas Losers III"
Original Song Title:
"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Christmas Losers III"
Parody Written by:
Andrew D. Lacroix
The Lyrics
This is yet another Christmas carol gone totally wrong. Song number 28.
Deck the Wal-Marts with long lines fa-la-la-la-la-la
Hear the people b***h and whine fa-la-la-la-la-la
Waiting in line for an hour fa-la-la-la-la-la
Now their cheery moods 'came sour fa-la-la-la-la
No more hams out now in meats fa-la-la-la-la
They ran out of Hershey sweets fa-la-la-la-la
Do not shop on Christmas Eve fa-la-la-la-la
It's enough to make you grieve fa-la-la-la-la
Black Friday will save big bucks fa-la-la-la-la
But the traffic really sucks fa-la-la-la-la
I will shop but do just fine fa-la-la-la-la
Cause I'll buy my s**t online! fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Hear the people b***h and whine fa-la-la-la-la-la
Waiting in line for an hour fa-la-la-la-la-la
Now their cheery moods 'came sour fa-la-la-la-la
No more hams out now in meats fa-la-la-la-la
They ran out of Hershey sweets fa-la-la-la-la
Do not shop on Christmas Eve fa-la-la-la-la
It's enough to make you grieve fa-la-la-la-la
Black Friday will save big bucks fa-la-la-la-la
But the traffic really sucks fa-la-la-la-la
I will shop but do just fine fa-la-la-la-la
Cause I'll buy my s**t online! fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Written 11/20/07 by Andrew D. Lacroix.
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That was awesome! I even sang a little to it. Keep up the good work! You fgot 555 XP points!
The big salute to the 2007 holiday season.
lol... great job
This is why they invented Apache helicopters. Here's 555 pounds of ham und Hershey's sweets, plus a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day", gift wrapped!
Thanks everyone for yor comments. Dylan, I believe that's the first time I ever got one of those awards, so thanks, I'm really honored. I'm working on a new Christmas one, probably will have something to do with Wally World or something of the sort. I didn't get commented yet from Agri, probably ticked him off because he thought I referred to all Wally World workers as "s**heads" in my last Christmas parody. Agri, if you're looking up my lyrics, I'm not referring to your wife or anyone good. I'm actually calling them poor because Wally World is probably one of the dead last resorts on the list of jobs that really s**k. I am also referring to myself, after all, you shouldn't b***h about a company unless you work there. Thanks again, Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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