So many mutts between our shores
This country's off the chain
They run the streets, and crowd pet stores
Have we all gone insane?
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
God shed some Rovers, please!
For our own good, and brotherhood
We must have less of these..

From car windows, they catch the air
All sidewalks, trot upon
They poo and piddle everywhere,
But, most prefer my lawn!
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
These hounds are on a roll
From poodle pards to St. Bernards
They soon might take control!

Man sure don't need all these best friends
They primp for their own show
Some bark all night, our sleep suspends
In winter, yellow snow!
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
Let's levy more dog fines
Before we all succumb and fall
To curses of canines..

We dress them up in crazy clothes
Pin diapers on their butts
Then, talk to them, powder their nose
My God! are we all nuts ?
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
It's time to think and stop
Not buy them toys, like girls and boys
And pass up that pet shop!

Let's sing the song Bob Barker sang
A spay and neuter score
And when, outdoors, we see them wang
Let's throw cold water more..
AmeriCur! AmeriCur!
Gone to the dogs, our fate
We must act now about Bow Wow
Before it's too darned late!