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Song Parodies -> "99 bottles of beer on the wall(Diana Ross's version)"
Original Song Title:
"99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"99 bottles of beer on the wall(Diana Ross's version)"
Parody Written by:
parody writer
The Lyrics
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
94 bottles of beer on the wall
94 bottles of beer on the wall
94 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
92 bottles of beer on the wall
92 bottles of beer on the wall
92 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
91 bottles of beer on the wall
91 bottles of beer on the wall
91 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
90 bottles of beer on the wall
90 bottles of beer on the wall
90 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
89 bottles of beer on the wall
(continue the same way until you reach 1 bottle)
There is 1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
Diana took that and drank it all up
And then she puked on the jail wall.
99 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
94 bottles of beer on the wall
94 bottles of beer on the wall
94 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer on the wall
93 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
92 bottles of beer on the wall
92 bottles of beer on the wall
92 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
91 bottles of beer on the wall
91 bottles of beer on the wall
91 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
90 bottles of beer on the wall
90 bottles of beer on the wall
90 bottles of beer
Diana takes one and drinks it all up
89 bottles of beer on the wall
(continue the same way until you reach 1 bottle)
There is 1 bottle of beer on the wall
1 bottle of beer
Diana took that and drank it all up
And then she puked on the jail wall.
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Voting Breakdown
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| 1 | 38 | 64 | 60 | ||||||||
| 2 | 12 | 7 | 12 | ||||||||
| 3 | 9 | 7 | 5 | ||||||||
| 4 | 14 | 5 | 7 | ||||||||
| 5 | 25 | 15 | 14 |
User Comments
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This one made me puke on the wall.
Not funny...I wonder if you were drinking at the time.
not funny at all? what happened to the good standard?
We thought this song was quite hilarious compared to the real one!
What did this song thingee have to do with pickles?
...that was sort of average...
I just pissed my pants laughing when I read this parady! I'd like to know what your name really is parady writer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
In a word: Stupid.
Wanna borrow my name?
dumb dumb and oh did i mention DUMB
ha.ha.
you should have started puking at 90 bottles lol...um, unless it took you a whole day to drink up all the beer, you shoulda puked the next morning...nice job though
That sucked!!!......... really bad.............uuumm bye..........................................
And I thought 'I Wrote A Song That'll Get Me No Fives' deserved to be dhot, hung, drawn, quartered, mutilated in an oversized blending mechanism of sorts and mulched into a juicy alcoholic beverage for Diana Ross.... 333, (the ultimate insult to works of this kind, neither glorifying it nor condemning it.)
Wow, that sucked. No offense or anything
Who the hell gave this a 5?!?!
Sorry, I gave this a 1/1/1, and forgot to give 3 for pacing. This song stinks.
this was stupid. 111
ummmmmmmmmm............. okay.......... that's really all I can say.
Well,I liked it!Good job!
BORING!!!
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