Red Wings are the best shoes made
For others, I would not trade
They pass each test, outshine the rest
Of fine footwear, they really are the best

I spied their ad right there,
Mailed a check and bought a pair
Arrived next day, now I can say,
I have Red Wings, Hurray!


I wax them every night, my Pretty Red Wings
I keep them shiny, like baby's heiny.
I'm size eight, wear thirteen's..impresses ladies
They all survey these,
Then check my fly..

I keep 'em on day and night
One scuff, and I shriek in fright
They're blacker than coal
On each foot's my soul
Since I've owned them, my sex life's on a roll..
On heels I have steel cleats
To click along the streets
And inform each babe,
That I, "Red Wing Abe"
Will soon stroll down their way..

I could never give up my Pretty Red Wings
Don't use Shinola, use Coca Cola
Each girl stops, I slide tops
Beneath their skirty,
As they get flirty
Ho,ho!..hee hee!

I shine up, every night, my Pretty Red Wings
I keep them shiny, like baby's heiny
I'm size eight, wear thirteen's, impresses ladies
They all survey these,
And check my fly..