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Song Parodies -> "Dog Killer (improved version)"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Dog Killer (improved version)"
Parody Written by:
Christy McDaniel
The Lyrics
This is an improved version of the parody. It's really from a mean football fan's point of view.
Dog Killer
You're gonna cry
For killing dogs
you will die
I will make sure
The Pit Bulls bite you
You won't be in the hall of Fame
So shame on you
You're going to Die
You're going to die
Dog killer
That wasn't right
to kill dogs
who did nothing right
You'll be suspended
from the NFL
I will make sure you burn in hell
You are going to pay
You are going to pay
Dog Killer
No longer a star
You will soon
be in bars
For elecrocuting
those poor superstars
You will np longer
drive in cars
Stop killing the pit bulls
Stop killing the pit bulls
Michael Vick
Go fetch a stick
I will spank
you with it
You will pay a serious fine
If you kill more pit bulls all the time
We hope you will die
We hope you will die
SPOKEN:
We'll burn you Posters, Cards, photos, and autographs too!
You're gonna cry
For killing dogs
you will die
I will make sure
The Pit Bulls bite you
You won't be in the hall of Fame
So shame on you
You're going to Die
You're going to die
Dog killer
That wasn't right
to kill dogs
who did nothing right
You'll be suspended
from the NFL
I will make sure you burn in hell
You are going to pay
You are going to pay
Dog Killer
No longer a star
You will soon
be in bars
For elecrocuting
those poor superstars
You will np longer
drive in cars
Stop killing the pit bulls
Stop killing the pit bulls
Michael Vick
Go fetch a stick
I will spank
you with it
You will pay a serious fine
If you kill more pit bulls all the time
We hope you will die
We hope you will die
SPOKEN:
We'll burn you Posters, Cards, photos, and autographs too!
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Nicely said, Christy! I hope Mike gets some serious jail time for what he did.
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