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Song Parodies -> "This PC"
Original Song Title:
"This Old Man"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"This PC"
Parody Written by:
Jason
The Lyrics
I had a load of issues with my Dell computer! Had a job to get the rhyming right on this!
Tired Of Spam, Money Scams
Clogging up my hard-drive fans
What a load of rubbish in Recycle Bin
All this spams a load of sham!
Solitaire, I Don't Care
Its so boring like a square
Such a boring card game built into Windows
Soltaire is such hot air!
Minesweeper, crap like DUH!
Fall asleep while minin' Sir
Yet another crap game built into Windows
Minesweeper a big deter!
AOL, on my Dell!
can this service please work well?
What a duff ISP never seems to work
AOL can go to hell!
MusicMatch, What A Catch
Yet another flamin' patch
Go and download their patch from their damn website!
Musicmatch is down the hatch!
Broken Keys, Letter T
Also C and P and D
Are all broken so I cannot type correct!
Missing also B and V!
This PC is crappy
Never get a Dell PC
Got an Apple Mac and its just brilliant!
Dell PCs are rubbishy!
Clogging up my hard-drive fans
What a load of rubbish in Recycle Bin
All this spams a load of sham!
Solitaire, I Don't Care
Its so boring like a square
Such a boring card game built into Windows
Soltaire is such hot air!
Minesweeper, crap like DUH!
Fall asleep while minin' Sir
Yet another crap game built into Windows
Minesweeper a big deter!
AOL, on my Dell!
can this service please work well?
What a duff ISP never seems to work
AOL can go to hell!
MusicMatch, What A Catch
Yet another flamin' patch
Go and download their patch from their damn website!
Musicmatch is down the hatch!
Broken Keys, Letter T
Also C and P and D
Are all broken so I cannot type correct!
Missing also B and V!
This PC is crappy
Never get a Dell PC
Got an Apple Mac and its just brilliant!
Dell PCs are rubbishy!
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Clever use of the OS. I'm glad you're happy with what you got.
544 gigabytes of disk space.
Thanks to both of you!
2Eagle. Actually I have replaced my Dell with a Hewlett-Packard laptop and it works great. I chose to use Apple Mac as it was easier to incorporate into the parody than Hewlett-Packard.
Jonathan S. Its nice to see you awarding high votes again, so thanks very much!
The security code for this is 4NK, which looks like Th4NKs!
Jonathan S. Its nice to see you awarding high votes again, so thanks very much!
The security code for this is 4NK, which looks like Th4NKs!
I sang
Thanks Ann H! Where have you been all this time?
Jonathan S, I have written a drastically improved version of '99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall'. It should appear on the site tomorrow. I hope you will find it much better than my '99 Cold Blocks Of Ice In My Bed' attempt.
Jonathan S, I have written a drastically improved version of '99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall'. It should appear on the site tomorrow. I hope you will find it much better than my '99 Cold Blocks Of Ice In My Bed' attempt.
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