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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus Is Buying A Round"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Buying A Round"
Parody Written by:
Billy Florio
The Lyrics
You think of weird stuff when you can't make the carolers shut up...btw, Tanqueray is a very expensive gin (If you didn't know that already)
You better drink up
you better not sigh
better just chug
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is buying a round
He's drinking some beer
and taking some shots
givin' them out, so drink if you're smart
Santa Claus is buying a round
He's drinking the tequila
He's drinking all the rum
We know that Santa's really drunk
But at least he's having fun
Oh!
You better drink up
you better not sigh
better just chug
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is buying a round
With all the reindeer
and all of the elves
drinking their drinks
cause toy making's hell
Santa Claus is buying a round
Sittin' at the bar
that's at the North pole
gotta keep warm
cause it's really cold
Santa Claus is buying a round
The bar that's at the Workshop
Is booming on this day
Before his Christmas day stops
Santa needs his Tanqueray
So!
You better drink up
you better not sigh
better just chug
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is buying a round
you better not sigh
better just chug
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is buying a round
He's drinking some beer
and taking some shots
givin' them out, so drink if you're smart
Santa Claus is buying a round
He's drinking the tequila
He's drinking all the rum
We know that Santa's really drunk
But at least he's having fun
Oh!
You better drink up
you better not sigh
better just chug
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is buying a round
With all the reindeer
and all of the elves
drinking their drinks
cause toy making's hell
Santa Claus is buying a round
Sittin' at the bar
that's at the North pole
gotta keep warm
cause it's really cold
Santa Claus is buying a round
The bar that's at the Workshop
Is booming on this day
Before his Christmas day stops
Santa needs his Tanqueray
So!
You better drink up
you better not sigh
better just chug
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is buying a round
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This was funny as hell. Obe of the better "Santa Clause is coming to town parodies.
Thanks man
This is really cute Billy! "We know that Santa's really drunk But at least he's having fun" LOL!
Ho ho ho!
Thanks you two
And the Christmas season approaches again
I think Santa is sexy...as well as the author. :-)
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