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Song Parodies -> "The Ents Go Marching"

Original Song Title:

"The Ants Go Marching"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Ents Go Marching"

Parody Written by:

Psycho Librarian

The Lyrics

Obviously, this parody is for fans of THE LORD OF THE RINGS. The tune was one of my favorites from my time as a boy scout.
The Ents go marching one by one, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching one by one, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching one by one. They're going after Saruman.

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And they all go marching down. To Isengard. To avenge all the deaths of the forest.

The Ents go marching two by two, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching two by two, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching two by two. They're going after Wormtongue too.

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The Ents go marching three by three, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching three by three, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching three by three. It's really quite a site to see.

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The Ents go marching four by four, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching four by four, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching four by four. And now they're pounding on the door.

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The Ents go marching five by five, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching five by five, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching five by five. They're killing lots of Uruk-hai!

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The Ents go marching six by six, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching six by six, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching six by six. They're shattering the walls of bricks.

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The Ents go marching eight by eight, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching eight by eight, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching eight by eight. Merry and Pippin think it's great!

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The Ents go marching nine by nine, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching nine by nine, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching nine by nine. They're horrified by all the mines.

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The Ents go marching ten by ten, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching ten by ten, Hurrah! Hurrah!
The Ents go marching ten by ten. They'll never, ever, do it again.

CHORUS

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Total Votes: 9

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me - February 08, 2013 - Report this comment
u forgot 7
Alpha Skua - October 18, 2017 - Report this comment
THE AUNTS GO MARCHING A SHOPPING A SHOPPING,THE AUNTS GO MARCHING A SHOPPING A SHOPPING,THE AUNTS ALL GO TO WALMART,TV.s DVD"AND SOME ART,AND THEY ALL MARCH ALL TOWN DOWN KEEP OUT OF THE RAIN BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Hates Birds - October 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Alpha Skua? A dominant sea bird? More like a nutter f*ckwit. I bet Nutty Bird is him too as they post at the same times! What a freakin' loser!
Alpha Skua - October 28, 2017 - Report this comment
H.B. Go swim with the orcas jack-wad and kiss leopard seal then go tease a shark you pinhead

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