Oh, how we danced on the night we were wed
There were holes in the floor, so we danced on the bed
Right there from our room, watched the stars in the skies
Bad roof, cheap motel, it's all twenty bucks buys..

Then, when I loved you and gave you my all
Night clerk in the next room, had ears to the wall
We heard his loud breathing, before he yelled, "Yo!"
"Hey Buddy, the way to go!"

When the night disappeared and became the new dawn
Our clothes, and our cash, and our car, all were gone
We called up the law, added humility
They threw us in jail, called the charge vagrancy...

Next day we bailed out, but, you were so mad
When we got back home, a divorce we had
Sad story, this moral, all lovers should know
Don't marry without lots of dough..

Don't marry without lots of dough...