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Song Parodies -> "Halle Berry Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Holly Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Halle Berry Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Want a Halle Berry Christmas,
She's my favorite gal this year
I'll have big thrills
If Santa fills,
This fireplace brassiere
Want a Halle Berry Christmas
Such a present's hard to beat
I'll be real glad,
Dear Santa, Dad
If She's my Christmas treat
No, not a video
Don't want PlayStation games
This arrow's in my heart
Right where Cupid aims..
Want a Halle Berry Christmas
But if you just can't comply
It won't defeat me,
If someone like sweet Be-
Yoncé....drops by
No, not a video
Don't want PlayStation games
This arrow's in my heart
Right where Cupid aims..
Want a Halle Berry Christmas
But if you just can't comply
It won't defeat me
If someone like sweet Be-
Yoncé....drops by
She's my favorite gal this year
I'll have big thrills
If Santa fills,
This fireplace brassiere
Want a Halle Berry Christmas
Such a present's hard to beat
I'll be real glad,
Dear Santa, Dad
If She's my Christmas treat
No, not a video
Don't want PlayStation games
This arrow's in my heart
Right where Cupid aims..
Want a Halle Berry Christmas
But if you just can't comply
It won't defeat me,
If someone like sweet Be-
Yoncé....drops by
No, not a video
Don't want PlayStation games
This arrow's in my heart
Right where Cupid aims..
Want a Halle Berry Christmas
But if you just can't comply
It won't defeat me
If someone like sweet Be-
Yoncé....drops by
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Excellent PG parody of that old favorite. I posted the R parody awhile back.
i wouldn't mind stuffin' her stockin'.....magnificent job here
Funny! Esp. liked the mental picture of a "fireplace brassiere" !
Titularly splendid.
Great job. Hallelujah Barely! 555
Deck the halls with bows of Halle! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
Thanks, Johnny D, alvin, TJC, John, Yoidy, and Michael
Don't think I need to say much, you already know what I voted, you keep this up and you'll run out of Christmas Songs:)
Thanks, B.A.D....no, actually there's still quite a few left for next week
5-5-5 for making a bunch of guys happy, & for keeping it clean!
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