We three dudes disorient is
Stuck downtown with no place to whiz
Pressure's mountin' like a fountain
Need to take care of biz-(ness)

Bar off yonder, neon lights
Bar with bathrooms, shining bright
In we're going, soon be flowing
"Where's the head? Please solve our plight"

"Here's the thing", the bouncer reply
"Customers and people who buy
Let you in, but two drink min, Bud
Order or zip that fly"

Whoa, bar with bouncer we are stuck
Bring six beers, we're out of luck
We'll indulge in, cause we're bulgin'
Though each pair costs seven bucks

Once inside, we found sweet relief
Though we felt this place was a thief
Some sweet honey, took our money
Did no good here to beef

Oh, bar had wonders, as we drank
Many girls that us outranked
Some great lookers, and some hookers
Saw and then our stars we thanked

"This one's mine" I said to my buds
Talking loud, emboldened by suds
Started dancing and romancing
Grabbing at her milk duds

Ow!—Barroom bouncer, grabbed my neck
Suddenly I hit the deck
Floor I'm lying, glasses flying
The whole place then goes to heck

Roarious now, my buddies and me
Fisticuffs, was twelve against three
Nostrils flaring, sirens blaring
All cause we had to pee

Oh, Bar out yonder, bar of fight
Bar where they put out our light
So revealing, soon be healing
Won't be going there tonight