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Song Parodies -> "All I Want For Christmas Is A Yasmine Bleeth"
Original Song Title:
"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"All I Want For Christmas Is A Yasmine Bleeth"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I've written my letter to Santa Claus
I just hope it's one he reads because,
I don't want no high tech game,
Or slick electric saws
Just want something soft and warm
I can hold in my two paws..
All I Want For Christmas
Is a Yasmine Bleeth
A Yasmine Bleeth,
Yes, a Yasmine Bleeth
Gee, If I could only
have sweet Yasmine Bleeth
It sure would be
A Merry Christmas..
I used to watch her on BayWatch
Guess for her, you'd say I'm really buggy
loved her there, and what do I care
If she's a Burned Out Druggie?
All I Want For Christmas
Is a Yasmine Bleeth
A Yasmine Bleeth,
Yeah, a Yasmine Bleeth
Gee, if I could only
Have sweet Yasmine Bleeth,
It sure would be
A Merry Christmas..
I just hope it's one he reads because,
I don't want no high tech game,
Or slick electric saws
Just want something soft and warm
I can hold in my two paws..
All I Want For Christmas
Is a Yasmine Bleeth
A Yasmine Bleeth,
Yes, a Yasmine Bleeth
Gee, If I could only
have sweet Yasmine Bleeth
It sure would be
A Merry Christmas..
I used to watch her on BayWatch
Guess for her, you'd say I'm really buggy
loved her there, and what do I care
If she's a Burned Out Druggie?
All I Want For Christmas
Is a Yasmine Bleeth
A Yasmine Bleeth,
Yeah, a Yasmine Bleeth
Gee, if I could only
Have sweet Yasmine Bleeth,
It sure would be
A Merry Christmas..
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Isn't she still in rehab? How to tell if someone watches more "Baywatch" than baseball: They think "Yaz" doesn't mean Carl Yastrzemski. And "The Impossible Dream" refers to getting Yasmine, not the 1967 American League Pennant.
I think this is hysterical...of course, I think that anyone who can even remember Yasmine Bleeth is sort of hysterical, too. That's such a great name - really does belong in a parody. 5's ~ ~ ~
I'll take Yasmine Bleeth with or without her two front teeth. 555
great job...ain't too much that rhymes with 'teeth", is there ?
I tried this song, but nothing rhymes with pamela anderson... great lines here I was singing the whole thing with a smile
Way funny
Fives For Your, Baywatching in a Winter Wonderland
Toothsome.
Thanks to Michael, Paul, Yoidy, alvin, Malcolm, PMS, Matthias, and John
Exthelent... really, beyond beleeth!
Thanks, TJC
AFW, this song was recorded during or shortly after World War II by Spike Jones and his orchestra, of whom I am a great fan. It is not traditional in title, but it is in all other ways. As I write this, I am listening to an 8-track tape of Burl Ives Christmas carols.
Thank you, and you're right of course, Andria...I just use traditional a lot on older songs
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