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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You A White Trash Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"We Wish You A White Trash Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Sung by the Mother Nature's Ass Community Choir (formerly Community Band, until Fester went and hocked our instruments for new snow tires on his Peterbilt...)
We wish you a white trash Christmas!
We wish you a white trash Christmas!
We wish you a white trash Christmas!
Now please give us some beer!

A bad thing's to do to sleep with your kin
Do good things at Christmas
And bring us some beer!

Oh, see here the piggy squealing!
Oh, see here the piggy squealing!
Oh, see here the piggy squealing!
That's some good eatin' there!

If you go, yer a scumbum!
If you go, yer a scumbum!
If you go, yer a scumbum!
Now get us some beer!

We wish you a white trash Christmas!
We wish you a white trash Christmas!
We wish you a white trash Christmas!
Now please give us some beer!
Copyright 2006, Agrimorfee y'all.
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Chris Pollman - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job! The area I live in is sure to have these sorts of Christmases, no doubt! haha. 555
Matthias - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Hairy Christmas Agrimorfee, and thank you for being all into the redneck holiday season, while others were not
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
durn bodacious, good buddy
John Barry - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Eeee haw! and hehe.
Meriadoc - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Your not just singin' Dixie there my friend... :-)
Tim Hall - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody rates 5 jars of mayonaise, 5 packs of bologna, and 5 loaves of Wonder Bread
H4t3.d3pt - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
AHAHA i feel almost like i'm in the trailer park BWHAAHAHAHAHA! i heart this song I think the original needs to be changed AHAHA XDDD
Alpha Skua - October 13, 2017 - Report this comment
OPEN YOUR EYES PERK UP YOUR EARS,I WANT TO SEE OBAMA DOING 50 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER IN THE HOOSGOW IN THE CAGE,HIM IN A SING SING AND OFF THE HISTORY PAGE

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