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Song Parodies -> "O Christmas Cards"
Original Song Title:
"O Christmas Tree"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"O Christmas Cards"
Parody Written by:
Rex Ungericht
The Lyrics
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You haunt my every hour
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I see you and I cower
I know that I should take a seat
And grab a pen, and then complete
Those Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I need a whiskey sour
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
The mailman gave me warning
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I shouldn't be ignoring
'Cause Christmas isn't gonna wait
And yet I still procrastinate
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You must be mailed by morning
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
So much for good intentions
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I guess that I should mention
That once again my friends receive
An email card on Christmas eve
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I gave you no attention
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I bought you in September
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You sat there through December
But now that it's the 25th
I guess I should go shop for gifts
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I'll mail you next November
You haunt my every hour
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I see you and I cower
I know that I should take a seat
And grab a pen, and then complete
Those Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I need a whiskey sour
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
The mailman gave me warning
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I shouldn't be ignoring
'Cause Christmas isn't gonna wait
And yet I still procrastinate
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You must be mailed by morning
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
So much for good intentions
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I guess that I should mention
That once again my friends receive
An email card on Christmas eve
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I gave you no attention
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I bought you in September
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
You sat there through December
But now that it's the 25th
I guess I should go shop for gifts
O Christmas cards, O Christmas cards
I'll mail you next November
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Excellent! Good holiday-themed material. 555
great concept....very well done
lol I hate writing cards.
hehe! 5's
An anthem to procrastination.
Next year send out XMAS parodies, Rex...5's ~ ~ ~
LOL 555 I don't send cards. I send cookies. They taste much better.
What alvin said; I loved the ending, too.
Thanks Chris, alvin, Ann, carol, John, Paul, PMS, Red Ant. I'm adding you all to my Christmas card list...
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