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Song Parodies -> "12 Pizza Toppings"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days Of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"12 Pizza Toppings"
Parody Written by:
Jason
The Lyrics
What Pizza Express offers
On my first slice of Pizza I had for my topping
A pepperoni Slice
On my second slice of pizza I had for my topping
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni Slice
On my third slice of pizza I had for my topping
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni Slice
On my fourth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my fifth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my sixth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my seventh slice of pizza I had for my topping
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my eighth slice of pizza I had for my topping
8 tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my ninth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my tenth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my eleventh slice of pizza I had for my topping
Eleven cheesy melties
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my 12th slice of pizza I had for my topping
Twelve bloated tummies
Eleven cheesy melties
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a big bad tummy ache!!
A pepperoni Slice
On my second slice of pizza I had for my topping
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni Slice
On my third slice of pizza I had for my topping
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni Slice
On my fourth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my fifth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my sixth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my seventh slice of pizza I had for my topping
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my eighth slice of pizza I had for my topping
8 tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my ninth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my tenth slice of pizza I had for my topping
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my eleventh slice of pizza I had for my topping
Eleven cheesy melties
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a pepperoni slice
On my 12th slice of pizza I had for my topping
Twelve bloated tummies
Eleven cheesy melties
Ten small black olives
Nine spicy chillis
Eight tasty meatballs
Seven slices of ham
Six bits of chicken
Five chunks of beef!
Four anchovies
Three dough balls
Two bits of pepper
And a big bad tummy ache!!
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Very nice idea. There's nothing like sitting down with the traditional Christmas pizza.
Thanks Rex! Why didn't you vote?
Maybe this should've been follwed up with Aerosmith parody: "Tray full-o-Rolaids, all night long..."
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Uh...
...yeah. At any rate, jolly good. 545
*crickets*
Uh...
...yeah. At any rate, jolly good. 545
Jason, this parody fills me completely! I ate at Pizza Express last year while we had our Christmas vacation in Florida, but this year on our Florida vacation, we went to CiCi's Pizza. Most of the toppings you mentioned also gets served at CiCi's. Anyways, when it comes to parodies on pizza, I get very hungry. How 'bout a large pizza with 555 different types of toppings?
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