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Song Parodies -> "Nursery Medley"
Original Song Title:
"Various Nursury Rhymes"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Nursery Medley"
Parody Written by:
Jason
The Lyrics
For the songs used, see the bottom comment, otherwise enjoy!
Wash, Wash, Wash Your Hands
When you use the loo
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Or you'll smell of poo!
Drink Drink Red Bull
Keep Yourself Awake
Stops you Falling
Asleep On The Take
Drink some at breakfast, then some at lunch
And then you will find yourself packing quite a punch!
Blake be trying
Improve he
His cooking skills
(From my parody)
Has learnt his
Lesson he
Bubblegum pink
Dessert he
Now we know that Blake CAN cook
He no longer needs the book!
Twinkle Twinkle Doctor Who
Shoot the Daleks like you do
Up in space above so high
Laser beams are shooting by
Twinkle Twinkle Doctor Who
Shoot the Daleks like you do.
This Parody I wrote
This Parody I wrote
This Parody is finished
Hope you like what I wrote!
When you use the loo
Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily
Or you'll smell of poo!
Drink Drink Red Bull
Keep Yourself Awake
Stops you Falling
Asleep On The Take
Drink some at breakfast, then some at lunch
And then you will find yourself packing quite a punch!
Blake be trying
Improve he
His cooking skills
(From my parody)
Has learnt his
Lesson he
Bubblegum pink
Dessert he
Now we know that Blake CAN cook
He no longer needs the book!
Twinkle Twinkle Doctor Who
Shoot the Daleks like you do
Up in space above so high
Laser beams are shooting by
Twinkle Twinkle Doctor Who
Shoot the Daleks like you do.
This Parody I wrote
This Parody I wrote
This Parody is finished
Hope you like what I wrote!
Songs in use were 1) Row Row Row Your Boat. 2) Baa Baa Black Sheep, 3) The ABC Song, 4) Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, 5) Happy Birthday
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Voting Breakdown
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| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 3 | 6 | 6 |
User Comments
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It made me laugh so i gave you 5's.
Yet AGAIN this stupid asshole decided to 1 my creation. To WHOEVER voted me 1s, either you have a brain cell count lower than 1, or you are some sort of retarded faggot who is incapable of counting higher than 1. Anyway 2Eagle thanks for your 555 votes. Glad someone here shows appreciation.
Could only give you a 3 on pacing. #1 and 4 were perfect, but the others had pacing issues to my ear. Humor damn good. Once again, though, #1 and #4 I found the funniest. However, the humor was good enough all around I gave you a 5. 4 Overall.
I intend to vote perfect 5's on this. I wish that a**hole who voted 1s hadn't done so; that is a DISGRACE. Anyway I just read through it and thought it was great.
Thanks John and Mr Critic! Yes Mr. Critic I am getting so fed up with these nasty 1 votes i've asked ChuckyG to monitor the IP addresses of the 1 brigade and ban those who persistently vote 1 for no reason.
1s can't be avoided, but I'd suggest, as ChuckyG did, to stay out of LT' and MP' ways. As for the parody(-ies), combining five short songs into one means five chances to piss someone off (something I should look into!), or miss the pacing. I had problems with the last verse only, so I give you a 455.
Very clever, Jason...I liked it...5's ~ ~ ~ Try not to get caught up in worrying about those "1's"...
Thanks Paul And Red Ant!!
Hey Paul, something I forgot to mention in my last comment, did you like the connection between the 3rd verse (ABC Song) and my other 'Blake's' parody?
Very creatively organized, Jason. You get a perfect score from me, which will hopefully help iron out the undeserved low votes.
Hey Serafina! Thanks for your words of wisdom! Have you written any parodies? If you have I like to take a look and issue some high scores in return.
No, I don't write any parodies. I like to read them and comment on them, like other people here. I've been a regular visitor to this site for nearly three years and have basically enjoyed reading other people's works. I don't even have a whole lotta time to sit down and write parodies; I'm usually busy with work. (They keep us very busy at the office.) I do submit other stuff to this site, namely to the other sections, like 'misheard lyrics', 'proposed duets', 'combined groups', et cetera. Maybe someday when I'm not incredibly busy, I may decide to sit down and write one. I probably need some inspiration.
Hi Serifina,
Well if you want some inspiration, why don't you try to parody something easy first like a 'traditional' song, such as a nursery rhyme or a Christmas song. You will find plenty of ideas if you search for the artist Traditional on this site. Good luck if you decide to go ahead!
Well if you want some inspiration, why don't you try to parody something easy first like a 'traditional' song, such as a nursery rhyme or a Christmas song. You will find plenty of ideas if you search for the artist Traditional on this site. Good luck if you decide to go ahead!
you spelled her name wrong
Very sorry, Hi Serafina. Sorry for mis-spelling your name.
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