Mel's Malibu Boo-boo
Still pops up like toast
He fell in deep doo doo
Out there on the coast...

Stopped off at "MoonShadows" (stopped off at Moonshadows)
Sucked up a few drinks, (sucked up a few drinks)
Posed for pics with some ladies, (Posed for pics with some ladies)
A few flirts and winks...( a few flirts and winks)

He should a' just stayed there (he should a' just stayed there)
Hind sight, as it were, (Hind sight, as it were)
But he hopped in his Lexus, (But, he hopped in his Lexus)
And drove eighty per, (And drove eighty per)

When that "Old Smokey" stopped him), (The old smokey stopped him)
Mel got real ang-ree, (He got real ang-ree)
Spewed out some words, profane, (Spewed out some words, profane)
And much bigotry, (And much bigotry)

Great shades of Nick Nolte! (Great shades of Nick Nolte!)
And Glen Campbell, too! (And Glen Campbell, too!)
Mel used his big whammy, (He used his big whammy)
"Hey, I own Malibu !" (Hey, I own Malibu !)

But, It didn't impress them, (It didn't impress them)
Arrested, he was (arrested, he was)
And tossed in the slammer, (Tossed in the slammer)
Detained by the fuzz, (detained by the fuzz)

So, He's payin' the price, now (He's payin' the price, now)
Bad publicity, (Bad publicity)
Every night cable news shows, (Every night cable news shows)
Just won't let it be, (Will not let it be)

Mel's Malibu Boo-boo, (Mel's Malibu Boo-boo)
Still pops up like toast, (Pops up like toast)
He drowns in deep doo doo, (Drowns in deep doo doo)
Out there on the coast, (Out there on the coast)