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Song Parodies -> "The Ultimate Diss to Newfies"

Original Song Title:

"I'se da B'ye"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"The Ultimate Diss to Newfies"

Parody Written by:

Anonymous Bob

The Lyrics

This is pretty much a stereotypical exaggeration on how Newfies talk and their culture.
I'se da b'ye that can't speak right,
I'se nuttin' but a sailor,
I'se da b'ye dat eats nuttin' but fish,
And just joined Canada recently.

If ya eats dinner at noon,
And lunch at midnight,
Dat means dat you'se a Newfie,
Come live on our island.

I don't get your mainlander talk,
It's no good for Newfoundland,
Go back to Toronna (that's how Newfies say "Toronto")
In summer this year,
'Cause we hunts seals,
We's better.

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Pacing: 1.4
How Funny: 1.4
Overall Rating: 1.4

Total Votes: 20

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   17
 17
 16
 
 2   1
 1
 2
 
 3   1
 1
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 4   0
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 5   1
 1
 1
 

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Stephen Harrington - June 09, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS... but 5s anyway, there's something alittle quirky about it.
Jack Doan - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice attempt at matching the pace for the first phrase, but I get you just quit after that. I just don't really get the humour in your piece, sorry. It doesn't really make sense, the first verse has some of the sterotypical newfie stuff, but the second and third verses make no sense, humor wise.
newfie speaking for all of newfoundland - September 16, 2007 - Report this comment
should be re-named to "The Ultimate Diss to my Ability to Make a Funny Parody", and newfies rock! i bet we could make a parody about mainlanders except 1,000,000 times better and funnier.
Best Kind Boxer - October 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Phrasing is weak, not funny. Sorry, this newfie gives a thumbs down.
newfie speaking for all newfies - October 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Best Kind Boxer speaks the truth.
bob - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
jack asses
newfie speaking for all of newfoundland - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
.....
Alyssa - February 27, 2008 - Report this comment
for one....... your clearly most not be from newfoundland.... for two....newfoundlands the best damn place in the world & for three.....your a jack ass
milesbaum - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Your funny but not because of the lyric. Your lyrical sence is God awful.You are using the parody as an excuse to continue a steriotype.What can anyone say to you? You evoke a feeling of sorrow for you. I's the boy who cannot rhyme I's the boy who can waste time I's the boy from over the sea That knows nothing about a parody
NEWFIE in AB - September 03, 2009 - Report this comment
That was crap..........I am seriously embarassed for you. Your just jealous that we have culture and yous got natta ting....
newfie - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
ok , so i agree with alyssa, and im a newfie and "toronna"? , right on , your obviously a dumb ass and newfies do it best .
Herrnewf - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment
It's "Trawn Oh" if'n I member so. Yes B'ye. What about newfie dogs and arses?
T . Sleeveen - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Did you finish grade 3? Because that is absolutely terrible. What an ignoramous!

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