Ah-ha! So THAT's why people who dance the polka move their feet as if someone's shooting at the floor near them!

three 5's and dance shoes.

Sounds like a Saturday with Dick Cheney...5's ~ ~ ~

Whine Whine Whine; you should be more concerned about the world's real problems and not some people who have the right to hunt, have a tradition of hunting, and eat what they hunt.

Dine, dine, dine; you should be more concerned about cruelty to animals and not some rednecks who have no right to kill, have no trepedation of harming innocent animals and actually eat their road kill.

You tell him Royce Miller - Rick you should be more concerned about the unjust war in Iraq, the stolen election of 2000, the failure to capture Osama bin Laden, why the National Anthem was done in Spanish (isn't it hard enough to sing in English), Tom "I'm not a crook" Delay, Rick (Opus Dei) Santorum, daily lies told by the administration, the fact that the (s)elected president may have committed treason - really, Rick, do I have to go on?

Shoot. I was just having some gun. You don't have to go off half cocked. It's just a t-rifle. What the shell!

Highlander ... "Maxwell's Silver Hammer", please, go for it.

You mean these parodies don't necessarily reflect everybody's real views 100%??? Who'da thunk it?? ... I'm a laugh slut, laugh on most topics. Catholic Fives (non-capitalized, non-religious meaning of "catholic"; look it up.

Yeehaw, Ah'm givin' Fahv's

Rick - nice job as always. Ms. Miller's comment struck me as ridiculously funny (and truly frightening) - as Patriot so elequently mocked. Should we be surprised by the mentality of these red staters? Of course not. From today's New York Daily News, columnist Michael Daly begins with the fact that a 3-year-old Brooklyn child was killed on Sunday by a gun that was provided from the state of South Carolina. Of course, Rep. Ralph Davenport of the South Carolina General Assembly has introduced a proposal to ban what he views as "truly dangerous instruments" . . . sex toys. The purpose is "to add the dissemination, procurement and promotion of sexual devices to the delineated obscenity offenses. Anyone who promotes such a toy would be "guilty of a felony and must be imprisoned not more than five years or fined not more than ten thousand dollars, or both." So, let me get this straight - "Guns don't kill, people with sex toys kill." Or the red state motto: "Beastiality good, vibrators bad." What a country! Later, bob

In a related story, after discovering what the name of our band really means, the South Carolina Assembly is banning sales of our records. I actually didn't believe that the above story was true, so I looked it up and it is true. These Bushies are wackos.

Saw "Steely Dan's" quote...is that for real? Now it happens I wrote a parody (brace yourself a "self-promotion" reference is now appearing on your immediate horizon) "Can't Buy Sex Toys In Dixie" (OS is traditional song, "Dixie") on the toy sale subject...now they are banning records by a group with a "suggestive name". Well, it sure is a good thing everything else is going so well for the citizens of that State that the legislators have time and resources to use on banning sex toys and CD albums.

But shouldn't the South be more concerned about the world's real problems? Didn't Georgia cops bust in on a gay couple making love and charge them with sodomy?

BANG BANG POW POW BOOM BOOM BOOM