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Song Parodies -> "Mr. Juul Mr. Juul"
Original Song Title:
"Harju Harju"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mr. Juul Mr. Juul"
Parody Written by:
Seth Wind
The Lyrics
here's a parody 'bout Mr. Juul
Mr. Juul, Mr. Juul
You're such a fool
A big fat teacher at our school
A big, bad flab bag
Whose mean and cruel
You're mean, bitter, and very rude
You have warts on your neck and your eyes protrude
You need a lyposuction
Otherwise your mind don't function
You need a diet and a waist reduction
Exercisin' round the clock
Tryin' to shed them pounds off
The doctors say...
You could burst anyday
Now your mind's on Slim Fast and Special-K
Them Dunkin' Donuts are for dunking
Now you and your students are flunking
Mr. Juul Mr. Juul
You're a bad, bad teacher
You shop at Piggly Wiggly stores
Now your face is printed on the door
You eat and eat and still want more
But you are so poor...
Just like the dirt you sweep off the floor
You wreckin' old trailer's an eyesore
You're such a fool
A big fat teacher at our school
A big, bad flab bag
Whose mean and cruel
You're mean, bitter, and very rude
You have warts on your neck and your eyes protrude
You need a lyposuction
Otherwise your mind don't function
You need a diet and a waist reduction
Exercisin' round the clock
Tryin' to shed them pounds off
The doctors say...
You could burst anyday
Now your mind's on Slim Fast and Special-K
Them Dunkin' Donuts are for dunking
Now you and your students are flunking
Mr. Juul Mr. Juul
You're a bad, bad teacher
You shop at Piggly Wiggly stores
Now your face is printed on the door
You eat and eat and still want more
But you are so poor...
Just like the dirt you sweep off the floor
You wreckin' old trailer's an eyesore
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