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Song Parodies -> "Shall We Gaither At The River"

Original Song Title:

"Shall We Gather At The River"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Shall We Gaither At The River"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Shall We Gaither At The River
With Bill and the gospel gang
Send your money in forever
For souls they save, songs they sang

Shall with Gaither At The River
Be dutiful, a beautiful giver
Gaither is the saint at the river
He draws lots of cash by God

TeeVee is the shining river
Evangelists beg around
Buy their cassettes, they'll deliver
Blessings of God will abound

Shall with Gaither At The River
Be dutiful, a beautiful giver
Gaither is the saint at the river
He draws lots of cash by God

Gospel infomercial river
Pleas for cash that never cease
Send more money and they'll quiver
An arrow for your lasting peace

Shall with Gaither At The River
Be dutiful, a beautiful giver
Gaither is the saint at the river
He draws lots of cash by God..

He draws lots of cash by God...

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John Barry - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for the snake-oil lesson. 5s
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
sounds like someone's in for a soakin'
AFW - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and alvin
Larry Hensley - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, 5's

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