In jugglin' paired titties,
Use curled-up and cupped mitties.
They're eye-popping size,
Those teats, wobbling cones.
A feel--they're not narrow;
Plumb and plump as a taro,
They're colossal, well muscled,
Size 45-O.

Size 45-O, Size 45-O.
They're colossal, well muscled,
Size 45-O.

When she's dancing the Conga,
Her shirt must be stronger,
Or else it will rip and they'll dip to the floor.
And you'll need two wheelbarrows
To move them, like the Pharaoh's
Men moved rocks well, well-muscled,
Up high-rising slopes.

Her high-rising slopes, her guy-rising slopes
Are colossal, well muscled,
And tiring to tote.

You might try to lever
Them to the receiver--
Dual-cupped conveyance for bobbled, dollied cones.
When they're into the bra hove,
Then the teats will not far rove.
Though colossal, they're trussed well,
Won't high-dive below.

Won't high-dive below, won't thigh-dive, that low.
Though colossal, they're trussed well,
Won't high-dive below.