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Song Parodies -> "We Wish You A Hairy Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"We Wish You A Hairy Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Max Powers
The Lyrics
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
We're clogging the world,
With all those hariness.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
Help, were suffocating!
Help, were suffocating!
Help, were suffocating!
Please, get us out of here!
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
(repeat verses)
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
We're clogging the world,
With all those hariness.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
Help, were suffocating!
Help, were suffocating!
Help, were suffocating!
Please, get us out of here!
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
We wish you a hairy Christmas.
Have a hairy New Year.
(repeat verses)
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544, not bad, could use alittle more variety.
Yes, Stephen hits it on the head. Not much thought went into this. 422
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