A white lab coat, fancy decoration
O'er Fall best, up for his glance.
A white lab coat, hand-out preparation
For public option's last chance.

Once he told us months ago,
It would bomb, the Right would crow.
Now he's changed his mind, it seems;
Senate has still bolder schemes.

A white lab coat stands for 'Bamanation,
I'm in a blue, blue brood.

[Timed interlude include]

In flight, House wrote frantic legislation;
They all pressed upward on "can't"s.
The Right would vote, banning regulation;
They're all alone in "no" stance.

This we learned so long ago:
"Do no harm" makes budgets grow.
Now that's changed to blind test themes;
Someone else withholds your dreams.

A white lab coat hands Obama nation,
I'm such a true blue dude.

[Rhymed interview conclude]

A white lab coat and a pinkO nation --
I'm all dressed up at White Manse.
A white lab coat and a pink Oration
For ailing health care like France.