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Song Parodies -> "Boysenberry Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Boysenberry Man"

Parody Written by:

Stuart McArthur

The Lyrics

sorry, but I just can't help it - I'm a boysenberry man
Melinda was mine
'til the time
that I found her
eating pears
unawares

Then Sue came along
loved me strong
but she cooked me
irish stew
so that died too

Don't know that I will
but until
I discover
a girl who'll eat
boysenb'ries and be my lover
I'll be what I am
A boysenberry man
Boysenberry Man

I've had it to here
eatin' weird
types of produce
kiwi fruits
snowpea shoots

I don't like peas
and that awful
corn-on-the-cob juice
bring me please
boysenb'ries

Don't know that I will
but until
I can find her
a girl who has
never used a pepper grinder
I'll be what I am
A boysenberry man
Boysenberry Man


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Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
You mean that's all you eat? :-) 555
John Barry - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Berry funny!
Arwen - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
John stole my comment! 5s, though...=)
alvin rhodes - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
AFW - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I like most berries,(except dingle, of course)...and I LUV food parodies..especially this one.....and that line.."Until I can find her, a girl who never used a pepper grinder"...gooooood 5'sss
Paul Robinson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, you mean a guy who likes boysenberry; the sweet, tart, jam, can't find a steady sweetheart to jam? 5's
Johnny D - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
555, great job, Stuart! If you like Boysenberries, you might like Solid Hairy Ham.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/neildiamond41.shtml
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof: no, every week or so I'll have two Macdonalds quarterpounders and a vanilla thickshake :-)...........thanks John, thanks Arwen, thanks Alvin......AFW - of all the berries, the only two I could possibly eat are boysen and Halle.....very clever Paul :-) thanks for the 5s......Johnny, that's amazing, just yesterday I found a recipe that uses both - I'll check it out :-)
Cookie-man - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work Stuart! :)
Stuart McArthur - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Ta, Cookie!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Halle-Berry-licious, but have you ever tasted cloudberry jam? It's a bit more expensive, but worth the difference.
Stuart McArthur - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks heaps K1 - I'm off to the supermarket now (and if you're tagging me along with this cloudberry stuff, someone just might post some 1s in retaliation) :-)
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Some really good use of 'postrophes there! :-D

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