Those Klingons don't whine,
Broke his spine,
On the ground there.
He's dead, Jim,
lookin' dim.

Then Spock came along,
Fought that throng,
'Til he got caught.
Kirk's whole crew,
Might be through.

Those Klingons can't chill,
Love to kill; ragin' blindly.
The cargo bay,
Here they stay, Scott confined three.
Kirk does all he can,
He's planetary man,
Planetary man.

Transport them from here,
Beem 'em there,
To that small world.
Planet rings,
Hide earthlings.

Set phasers to stun,
Fire one,
Two and then three.
Fire drawn,
Carry on.

Those Klingons can't chill,
Love to kill; ragin' blindly.
The cargo bay,
Here they stay, Scott confined three.
Kirk does all he can,
He's planetary man,
Planetary man.