It was morning
And I was on time
I just showed up
And found him sitting
Beside my stall
Are you who called
So gaily?

For I've been lonely
In need of someone
I’ve often done
Someone wrong somewhere
But I don’t care.
Come lately?

Let’s have some fun
I’ve got a room
Don’t say a word
We can just spoon
Gaily

Long, he crowed to me
Long, he showed to me
Would he bang for me
Climb down on his knees
And warm the night
I wouldn’t fight
Inflame me

Let’s have some fun
I’ve got a room
Don’t say a word
We can just spoon
Gaily

And so it was
That I got in trouble
On a commode
In a place quite narrow
Can’t show my face
Without disgrace
Depraved me

Let’s have some fun
I’ve got a room
Don’t say a word
We can just spoon
Gaily